Here are a few quotes overheard at a neighborhood bar in Waco, Texas last weekend.
"Bush's chicken is way too bland for me. I grew up cooking
on an iron stove."
"He ended up limping for the rest of the time I knew him."
"I used to drink this beer when I was in the Air Force,
but that was the 70's."
"Waylon Jennings sounds like Sturgill Simpson. Were they
related?"
"I'm going to Garth Brooks. I said I'd call when I get
home. But I'll probably go out later." (ironically, Garth played a show in Louisiana and NOT Waco at the time this quote was made.)
"I've always got a headache. Probably because my mama
smokes meth."
"Is the red light on? Make sure it's on. The old man gets
mad when it's not on."
"I tried to put $8 worth of quarters in there. What the
hell is playing right now?"
"Is that whip cream!? No! It's butter cream! This day got
so much better. (Referring to a cake dropped off)"
"I've had 3 children in 2 years and I look better than
that whore."
"Otherwise, my sister is a good person. A felon? Yes. But
still."
"You missed it earlier. Nicole was here. She cried in my
beer. It hurt. It took me half an hour to get that shit loose."
"I look like one of those wrestlers. Like nope. She kept
pulling on my braids."
